Danny Malone








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Dear people interested in the life events of the Danny Malone:

While in a self-induced drug coma, a skinless tiger came to me. He told me to go back to my world, to find a man named Danny Malone. He said Danny had something of the tiger’s that thetiger wanted back. When I awoke eleven years later, I bought a walking stick and a map of the world and set out to find the tiger’s prey. This is what I found instead.

Danny was conceived at 11:11 and born at 12:34 a.m. and p.m. simultaneously. All on the same day. A day which does not exist on present society’s calender. At birth they say he weighed exactly the same as tiny little Baby Jesus: 8 Ibs. 7 ozs. He never gained or lost an ounce, even though he appears full grown. Don’t believe me? Prove it to yourself. Walk up to him and grab him by his giant lady hips and give him a toss in the air, but don’t let him land on you; for Danny is not made of the same things as you and yours. Danny is made of marshmallow and razor blades wrapped in tiger skin.

Danny’s music career started quite early. He played his first sold out show in the womb. He now plays music with his sister. There’s speculation that they were, at one time, married. I found no evidence for or against this.

Oh and the dance moves … the dance ….. Danny owns all of his own dance moves, none borrowed and none stolen. Moves so powerful they have brought peace to warring peoples, joy to the depressed, and a cure for sickness. Once the world started moving in unison to the rhythm of the razor blades rattling around in that striped leather they fittingly announced the official development of a new religion based on the peace and love and all healing power of the dance.

He is a saver and a wrecking ball. He would cut off his arms to bleed life into all that cannot feel and need to love.

He has two sad monkeys. One of these monkeys is the devil himself and the other was born with pterodactyl wings. Danny would do anything that he could to protect these sad monkeys from the probing and dissecting of the scientists that want to study these frightening but beautiful creatures. Being the leader of the Dance Dance Religion he added an amendment that allows him to take these monkeys as his wives and to legally keep the scientists and celebrities at bay.

Danny currently resides on a planet of his own making. A world of pure energy. Where chaos is king, and sadness is queen, and the prince is made mostly of violence and pain. Where the rivers run with with Thom Kha soup, the sad monkeys cry peanut butter tears and dance is the only form of communication.

Forever in research,

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Average Rating : 4.4              Total Reviews: 13


Danny Malone  04/18/2010            
Rachel!
I'm into Nelson and Cash and I LOVED it! I went to see him in concert and his live performances are even better. He's great and the only way I see him workin at Starbucks is if Starbucks had some extravagent Indie concert and he played. (I'm not family or a friend)
Danny Malone  12/12/2009            
listener
Yes, this album is from a couple of years ago... I like it a lot. Baby Bleu is awesome but there are so many other songs that surprise. Get this album.
Danny Malone  09/20/2009            
lodieda
This guy is horrible. I'm pretty sure most of the reviews for him are from people that he knows, like is family and friends. I just can't imagine popping in this album and enjoying a 14 year sing me songs about things that have already been done. Please get a job at Starbucks or something.
Danny Malone  08/18/2008            
as
Danny is a brilliant writer. This is my all time favorite CD, I listen to it at least once a day. Every emotion is jam packed into this CD. Amazing.
Danny Malone  10/29/2007            
Kevin John
The quintessential album for life. I can't go a week without listening to it.
Danny Malone  05/25/2006            
Adrienne
Oh yes. I do sugget this cd. It's got something to it that I haven't heard in a while. It sounds real. His voice is unique and the songs move really well. Plus, he's slamming hot.
Danny Malone  05/25/2006            
Thomas
This is a freakin' good cd! It's one of those CD's that grows on you one or two songs at a time. After one listen through you might like only 2 or 3 songs. After 5 listen throughs, you like half the songs. But keep listening because after like six or seven plays, you get it. I love every song now. There is something just weird and a little raw to it. You'll dig it.
Danny Malone  05/16/2006            
mark wahlberg
This guy rocks, and that's that.
Danny Malone  04/25/2006            
Elijah Jacobs
Yeah, as a matter of fact. i once saw this cat actually cover a lucero song in front of of ben nichols. yikes. completely awkward. diddo ducero. this guy's got more balls than chucky cheese's. -Elijah
Danny Malone  04/25/2006            
Ducero
I'm sorry, but somebody has got to say this: Danny painfully and blatanly rips off Lucero every single chance that he gets. He's obviously a talented guy, but unbearably unoriginal. His themes and lyrics are generally always rehashes of something that Ben has already said. I can't believe that he can get away with it..
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