Hi there friends and neighbors. Are you horny for some good clean Texas fun? Well, come on down to the world famous HENRY'S HIDEOUT, the "Horniest Place in Texas," just 5 miles north of Magnolia, on FM 1774. Henry's Hideout is one of the oldest Roadhouse Dance Halls in Texas. With over 6,000 racks of horns on the ceilings, as well as countless historic curiousities, once you've been to Henry's, you'll never forget it.